Bud Abbott Quotes

"It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?"
- Bud Abbott
(Related: Movies, Home, Television)

"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
- Bud Abbott
(Related: First, Now)

"Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time."
- Bud Abbott
(Related: Home, Love, Time, People, Help)

"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
- Bud Abbott
(Related: Now)

"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
- Bud Abbott
(Related: Liquor)

"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
- Bud Abbott
(Related: Car, Life)

"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
- Bud Abbott
(Related: Comedy, Fight)

"Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon."
- Bud Abbott