Carrot Top Quotes


"On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week."
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(Related: Beach, Key, Play, School)

"My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh."
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(Related: People)

"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
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(Related: People, Jokes)

"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."
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(Related: Thought, Marketing)

"My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook."
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(Related: Thought, Comedy, Name)

"People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something."
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(Related: People, Want)

"Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful."
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(Related: Help)

"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
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(Related: Girlfriends, Old)

"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."
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(Related: Success, People, Successful, Hate)

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
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(Related: Friends)

"Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it."
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(Related: People, Opportunity, Games, Popular)

"The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials."
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"So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason."
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(Related: Future, Reason, Will)

"People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big."
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(Related: Time, People, Hair)

"I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved."
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(Related: Years)

"I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself."
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(Related: Character)

"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."
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(Related: Success, People, Fact)

"I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college."
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(Related: College)

"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."
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(Related: Music, Kiss, Fun)

"Comics don't like to see other comics do well."
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"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."
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(Related: Thought, People)

"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."
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(Related: Family, Funny, Home, Class, School)

"I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me."
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