Claudette Colbert Quotes

"Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them."
- Claudette Colbert
(Related: Audiences, Sound)

"I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I."
- Claudette Colbert
(Related: Order)

"I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period."
- Claudette Colbert

"If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die."
- Claudette Colbert

"It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it."
- Claudette Colbert
(Related: Woman)

"It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it."
- Claudette Colbert
(Related: Years)

"Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair."
- Claudette Colbert
(Related: Men, Hair)

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother."
- Claudette Colbert
(Related: Mother, Grandparents)