David Spade Quotes

"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."
- David Spade
(Related: Fun)

"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
- David Spade
(Related: Country)

"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."
- David Spade
(Related: Money, Work)

"To be famous and broke is hard."
- David Spade
(Related: Famous)

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
- David Spade
(Related: Success, People, Friend)

"It's so crazy in Hollywood."
- David Spade
(Related: Hollywood)

"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."
- David Spade
(Related: Trying, Want, Will)

"It's funny because it's funny."
- David Spade
(Related: Funny)

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
- David Spade
(Related: Being, Friends, School)

"I'm like a Dilbert cartoon."
- David Spade

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
- David Spade
(Related: Fighting, Now, Right, Want, Weight)

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."
- David Spade
(Related: Relationships)

"I have no detectable hair style."
- David Spade
(Related: Hair, Style)

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
- David Spade
(Related: Entertainment, Fun)