Dean Martin Quotes

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin
(Related: Lie)

"There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does."
- Dean Martin
(Related: Hollywood)

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
- Dean Martin
(Related: People, Day)

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
- Dean Martin
(Related: Right)

"I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day."
- Dean Martin
(Related: Day, Hate)

"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'."
- Dean Martin
(Related: Kids, Words)