Don Herold Quotes

"There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe."
- Don Herold
(Related: Sense, Sophistication)

"A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it."
- Don Herold

"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow."
- Don Herold
(Related: Work, Tomorrow, World)

"There's one thing about baldness, it's neat."
- Don Herold

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."
- Don Herold
(Related: Intelligence, Sense)

"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn."
- Don Herold

"The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance."
- Don Herold
(Related: Appearance, Study, Universe)

"Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people."
- Don Herold
(Related: People, Poor, Poverty)

"It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant."
- Don Herold

"It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter."
- Don Herold
(Related: Life)

"If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones."
- Don Herold
(Related: Life)

"Golf may be a hussy, but I love her."
- Don Herold
(Related: Love, Golf, May)

"Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back."
- Don Herold
(Related: Want)

"Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it."
- Don Herold
(Related: Killing, Unhappiness, Want)