Eddie Izzard Quotes

"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'"
- Eddie Izzard

"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
- Eddie Izzard
(Related: Government, American, Americans, Native Americans, President, Years)

"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
- Eddie Izzard
(Related: Police)

"I'm a one-man idiot."
- Eddie Izzard

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
- Eddie Izzard

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
- Eddie Izzard
(Related: Women, Coffee)

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
- Eddie Izzard
(Related: History, Europe)

"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
- Eddie Izzard
(Related: Music, People, Pretty, Singing)

"Never put a sock in a toaster."
- Eddie Izzard