Flip Wilson Quotes

"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Cards, Fun)

"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."
- Flip Wilson

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Violence)

"The devil made me do it."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Devil)

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Chance, Living)

"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Life, Self, Talk, Want)

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Machine)

"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Rest, Will)

"Funny is an attitude."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Funny, Attitude)

"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Order, Road)

"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Machine)

"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Opportunity, Negative)

"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it."
- Flip Wilson
(Related: Want)