Howard Stern Quotes
"And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Emotions, Ugly)
"I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Work, Humanity)
"I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Death, Being, Thinking)
"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Night, Television)
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Funny, Water)
"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Work, Day)
"Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny."
- Howard Stern
(Related: First, Worth)
"We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Events, Planning, Sound)
"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Question)
"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Choice, Sales)
"I don't talk about my salary."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Talk)
"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."
- Howard Stern
(Related: People)
"I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene."
- Howard Stern
"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Religion, People, African, Difference, Painting, Smoking)
"I will never feel successful."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Successful, Will)
"I think people of lesser talent will become stars."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Talent, People, Stars, Will)
"I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Successful)
"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
- Howard Stern
(Related: People)
"I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe."
- Howard Stern
"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Will)
"It's no treat being in bed with me."
- Howard Stern
(Related: Bed, Being)