Jack Benny Quotes

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
- Jack Benny
(Related: Golf)

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Jack Benny
(Related: Age, Mind)

"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."
- Jack Benny
(Related: Want)

"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause."
- Jack Benny

"Modesty is my best quality."
- Jack Benny
(Related: Quality, Modesty)

"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."
- Jack Benny
(Related: Wife, Argument, Divorce, Murder, Years)

"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Jack Benny
(Related: Mind)

"Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces."
- Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
- Jack Benny