Jack L. Chalker Quotes

"If you got what it takes, you'll make it. If you don't, Shakespeare couldn't help you."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Help, Shakespeare)

"First, people don't read novels off screens, and they don't have a tendency to shell out real money for books when they don't retain anything physically for their money."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Money, People, Books, First)

"I write novels and other things."
- Jack L. Chalker

"No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Books)

"I do not read SF as much as I used to. It's too much like a busman's holiday."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Holiday)

"I am a registered Democrat and two-time unsuccessful candidate for office."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Office)

"Decadence is wonderful."
- Jack L. Chalker

"I have long been active in and supportive of conservation and historical preservation causes."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Causes, Conservation)

"I am also a Kentucky Colonel and an Honorary Mayor of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, among other things."
- Jack L. Chalker
(Related: Kentucky)