Jackie Gleason Quotes

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."
- Jackie Gleason
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"I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets."
- Jackie Gleason

"How sweet it is!"
- Jackie Gleason

"If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it."
- Jackie Gleason

"Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable."
- Jackie Gleason
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