Jackie Mason Quotes

"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?"
- Jackie Mason

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
- Jackie Mason
(Related: Men, America, Europe, Rest)

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
- Jackie Mason
(Related: Money, Life, Rest)

"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck."
- Jackie Mason

"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life."
- Jackie Mason
(Related: Life, Support)