Janeane Garofalo Quotes

"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
- Janeane Garofalo

"I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Peace, World)

"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Loneliness)

"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Conflict, Iraq)

"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Time, Being)

"I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Time, Negative, Attention)

"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Funny, People, Class, Will)

"The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Skin)

"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Peace, Media, Right, Trying, World)

"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: God, American)

"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Courage, Act, Being, First, Kisses)

"I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal."
- Janeane Garofalo
(Related: Celebrity)