Jay Mohr Quotes
"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Time, Divorce, Golf, Waste)
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Day)
"Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?"
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Baseball, Coaches, Dress, Managers)
"When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them."
- Jay Mohr
"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Football)
"True Yankees are born, not made."
- Jay Mohr
"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Sports, Mind)
"If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks."
- Jay Mohr
"I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up."
- Jay Mohr
"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Idea, Baseball, Novelty, Now, Wonder, Years)
"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Love, Golf, Hate)
"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Fantasy, Football)
"If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks."
- Jay Mohr
"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."
- Jay Mohr
(Related: Money)