Jean Shepherd Quotes

"I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you."
- Jean Shepherd

"That reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid."
- Jean Shepherd

"The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity."
- Jean Shepherd
(Related: Fate, Humanity)