Joe Garagiola Quotes

"Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out."
- Joe Garagiola
(Related: Now)

"The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates."
- Joe Garagiola

"One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth."
- Joe Garagiola

"It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable."
- Joe Garagiola
(Related: Defense)

"I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.""
- Joe Garagiola
(Related: Baseball)

"Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast."
- Joe Garagiola
(Related: Baseball, Drama)

"I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does."
- Joe Garagiola
(Related: Wife, Baseball, Cards, Credit, Theft)