Lea DeLaria Quotes

"A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing."
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Thought, Emotions, Will, Woman)

"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Change, Lesbian, World)

"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Baby, Man)

"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Women, Sarcastic)

"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Men, Women, Lesbian, Mystery)

"Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Girls, Want)

"No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago."
- Lea DeLaria
(Related: Choice, Responsibility, Years)