Merrill Markoe Quotes

"A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Sunset)

"A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues."
- Merrill Markoe

"Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Work, People, Dress, Smile)

"No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Being, Country, Fact)

"Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Happiness, Life)

"It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Habits, Magic)

"Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: First, Man, Questions)

"I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Work, People)

"Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Mother, Father, Cute)

"Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers."
- Merrill Markoe
(Related: Answers, Information, Listening, Man, Nothing, Questions)