Mickey Rivers Quotes

"What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?"
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Name)

"We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Mistakes, Right)

"These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Old)

"Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers

"Me and George and Billy are two of a kind."
- Mickey Rivers

"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Today, Walking)

"I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan."
- Mickey Rivers

"I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Control, Sense)

"He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Ugly)

"He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: Ugly)

"He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan."
- Mickey Rivers

"The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor."
- Mickey Rivers
(Related: First, Wind)