Mort Sahl Quotes

"Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference."
- Mort Sahl
(Related: Truth, Lie, Difference, Nixon, Washington)

"People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely."
- Mort Sahl
(Related: People, Lonely)

"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."
- Mort Sahl
(Related: Liberals, Possessions, Unworthy)

"A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now."
- Mort Sahl
(Related: Conservative, Now, Reform)

"My life needs editing."
- Mort Sahl
(Related: Life, Needs)