Nancy Cartwright Quotes

"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Humor, Man)

"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Facts, Force, Laws, Physics, Reality)

"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Car, Man, Security, Voice)

"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Sun)

"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: End, Satan)

"I will not get very far with this attitude."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Attitude, Will)

"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Fire, Teachers)

"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Love, Husband, Voice)

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"
- Nancy Cartwright

"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Insult)

"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
- Nancy Cartwright
(Related: Writing)