Red Buttons Quotes

"Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello."
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(Related: People, Hospitals, Teaching)

"When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary."
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(Related: People, Martin)

"There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing."
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(Related: Goal)

"I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar."
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(Related: Truth)

"If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!"
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(Related: Business)

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
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(Related: Kids)