Robert Orben Quotes
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Health, Will)
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Countries, Deep, Feeling, World)
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
- Robert Orben
(Related: God, Saying, Spring)
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."
- Robert Orben
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Now, Pollution)
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Time, Flies)
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Blame, Computer)
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Politicians, Taxes, Washington)
"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds."
- Robert Orben
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
- Robert Orben
(Related: Luck)
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Success, Time, Failure)
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Health, Food, People)
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Graduation, Success, Ceremony, Key, Students)
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Day, Nothing, Vacation)
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Children)
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Kids)
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Work, People, America, Day)
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Work, People, America)
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Wisdom, Feet)
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
- Robert Orben
(Related: Love, First)
"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
- Robert Orben
(Related: Elections, Feeling, Reason, Right)
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Americans, Suffering, Taxes)
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Day)
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Life, Mother, Father, Cards, Credit)
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Inflation)
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Time, History, Selling, Democracy, First, Inflation)
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Humor, Choices, Crisis, Fight, Mankind)
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
- Robert Orben
(Related: states, United)
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Work)
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
- Robert Orben
(Related: Home, Children)
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
- Robert Orben
(Related: People, Temptation)