Samantha Bee Quotes


"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Jokes, News, Order)

"I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Canada, Now)

"I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Actors, Politicians)

"I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Canada, Film, Television)

"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Politics, World)

"It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: People, Will)

"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Money)

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: People, Being, Poker)

"The best part about poker is there's no down side."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Poker)

"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: People)

"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Questions)

"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Life, Years)

"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Funny, Canada)

"I learn something in the interviews from time to time."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Time)

"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
- Samantha Bee
(Related: Funny, Information)