Sid Waddell Quotes

"Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter."
- Sid Waddell
(Related: Man, Trying, Water)

"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!"
- Sid Waddell

"That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus."
- Sid Waddell

"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them."
- Sid Waddell

"The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!"
- Sid Waddell

"There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions."
- Sid Waddell
(Related: Excitement)

"There's only one word for that - magic darts!"
- Sid Waddell
(Related: Magic, Word)

"Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out."
- Sid Waddell

"Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength."
- Sid Waddell
(Related: Strength, Body)

"Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint."
- Sid Waddell
(Related: Heart)

"He's as cool as a prized marrow!"
- Sid Waddell

"He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed."
- Sid Waddell

"He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."
- Sid Waddell

"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline."
- Sid Waddell
(Related: Trying)