Will Durst Quotes

"There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it."
- Will Durst
(Related: Humor, History, Disaster, Nation)

"Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars."
- Will Durst
(Related: War, Driving, Years)

"Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car."
- Will Durst
(Related: Car, Men, Women)

"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."
- Will Durst
(Related: Car, Hate)

"How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican."
- Will Durst
(Related: God, Sex, Thought, First, Republican)

"Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale."
- Will Durst
(Related: Fear, Hope, Anxiety, Comedy, Contempt, Defiance, Laughter)

"I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian."
- Will Durst
(Related: President)