Willard Scott Quotes

"You go from Pampers to Depends!"
- Willard Scott

"The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?"
- Willard Scott

"Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times."
- Willard Scott

"Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Family, Feelings, Positive, Being, Personality, Question)

"Never slap a man who chews tobacco."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Man)

"Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Nature)

"Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible."
- Willard Scott
(Related: People, Living, Will, Years)

"I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Life, Disasters, United)

"I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Time)

"I think women can cope a lot better than men."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Men, Women)

"I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air."
- Willard Scott
(Related: History, Mail, Today)

"I get all fired up about aging in America."
- Willard Scott
(Related: America)

"Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke."
- Willard Scott
(Related: Life)

"It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?"
- Willard Scott
(Related: Yesterday)