William E. Geist Quotes

"Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me". Typical."
- William E. Geist
(Related: Past)

"Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar."
- William E. Geist
(Related: Consistency)

"Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half."
- William E. Geist
(Related: First)

"Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside."
- William E. Geist
(Related: Men, Reading)