Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Husbands)

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Time, Man)

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Names)

"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Name)

"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Sex, Nothing)

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Husbands)

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Man, Understanding, Want)

"Macho does not prove mucho."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Love, Men, Women, Eyes, Theories)

"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Life, Women, Sex)

"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Men)

"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Love)

"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Argument, Bed, Sleep)

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Man)

"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Man)

"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Divorce, Housekeeping)

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Love, Man, Silly)

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Love, Man)

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
(Related: Divorce)