Bill Lee Quotes
"You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds."
- Bill Lee
(Related: People, Body, Fact, Right)
"When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Sports, Church, Body, Constitution, Mind, State)
"The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Time, Day, Testing)
"The only rule I got is if you slide, get up."
- Bill Lee
"The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Self)
"People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw."
- Bill Lee
(Related: People, Winning)
"You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Church)
"Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Baseball, Games, Kids)
"I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Home, Thought, Now, Play)
"I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Change, Society, Policy, Baseball, Beer, Rest, World)
"I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Earth, Now, Space, Sun, Theory, Will, Years)
"That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Money, Baseball, Mouse)