Quotes and Sayings about Beer
"I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace."
- Christopher Atkins
(Related: Beer, Grace)
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
- Roseanne Barr
(Related: Mom, Beer, Ego, Favorite, First)
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
- Dave Barry
(Related: Beer, Example, Water)
"What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers."
- Dave Barry
(Related: May)
"Cynicism is the humour of hatred."
- Herbert Beerbohm
(Related: Cynicism, Hatred)
"To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Giving)
"Of all the objects of hatred, a woman once loved is the most hateful."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Hatred, Woman)
"One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Guests, Mankind)
"Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Mediocrity)
"People are either born hosts or born guests."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: People, Guests)
"People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Dreams, People)
"Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: People)
"You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Men, Sympathy, Dogs, Will, Woman)
"When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Art, Soul, Hospitality)
"It is easier to confess a defect than to claim a quality."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Quality)
"To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Lady, Mankind)
"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Pen)
"To destroy is still the strongest instinct in nature."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Nature, Instinct)
"There is much to be said for failure. It is much more interesting than success."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Success, Failure)
"The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Conscience, Cowards)
"The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Balance, Conceit, Modesty, Popularity)
"Nobody ever died of laughter."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Laughter)
"We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Dreams, American, Americans, Listening, Talking)
"To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: People, Effect, Man)
"You will find my last words in the blue folder."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Will, Words)
"Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Laughter)
"No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Night)
"I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable."
- Max Beerbohm
"I need no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Soul, Eyes, Quotations, Windows)
"I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Genius, Gods, Affliction, Man, Spiritual)
"Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Virtue, Guests, Humility)
"Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Nonsense)
"As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Personality)
"Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Worth)
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Fantasy, Reality)
"A hundred eyes were fixed on her, and half as many hearts lost to her."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Eyes)
"It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Nature, Law, Man, Obvious)
"Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Men, Genius, People, Character, Deep, Instinct, Judges, Quick, Thinking)
"Most women are not as young as they are painted."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Women)
"No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt."
- Max Beerbohm
(Related: Work, Doubt, Self)
"The expansion and sophistication of transnational crime represents one of the most dangerous threats we confront in the next millennium."
- Rand Beers
(Related: Crime, Sophistication)
"Let's be cautious about dreaming up extreme scenarios. The situation in Iraq is still salvageable."
- Rand Beers
(Related: Extreme, Iraq)
"We're seeing the development of tactics in Iraq, such as suicide bombing. Insurgents have been driving cars with explosives into hotels and office buildings. The recruitment may be even more prolific outside Iraq."
- Rand Beers
(Related: Development, Driving, Iraq, May, Office, Suicide)
"You can't succeed in beating the insurgents unless you can convince the people that they can be protected."
- Rand Beers
(Related: People, Succeed)
"Sir, I see a lot of documents in my day-to-day business, and I can't tell you every document that I've seen. It may have passed across my desk. It may not have passed across my desk. I truthfully cannot answer that question, other than to say I don't remember."
- Rand Beers
(Related: Business, Day, May, Question)
"The precondition to freedom is security."
- Rand Beers
(Related: Freedom, Security)
"The purpose of Plan Columbia was to deal with the increased cultivation and illegal activity associated with that cultivation concerning narco trafficking in Columbia."
- Rand Beers
(Related: Purpose)
"I was deposed in association with a case involving the Golden Venture, a ship which smuggled Chinese aliens into the United States about eight or nine ago."
- Rand Beers
(Related: states, United)
"I never let anyone sucker me, not even for a nickel."
- Wallace Beery
"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
- Brendan Behan
(Related: Food, Men, Society, Women, Beer, Irreverence, Old, Summer, Winter)
"Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice."
- Ronald Biggs
(Related: Banks, Beer, Brazil, Justice, Nothing)
"For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry."
- Sherwood Boehlert
(Related: Growth, Beer, Spirits, Wine)
"I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines."
- Jimmy Breslin
(Related: Life, Beer, Job, Newspapers, Rest, Writing)
"I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand."
- Charles Bronson
(Related: Beer)
"I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer."
- Bryan Brown
(Related: Beer, Old)
"They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around."
- Larry Brown
(Related: Beer)
"There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that."
- Sandra Bullock
(Related: Love, Beer)
"It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that."
- Gisele Bundchen
(Related: Beer, Day, Drinking, First)
"Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco."
- Edmund Burke
(Related: Men, Beer, Countries, Opium, Pressure, Wine)
"People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!"
- Sophia Bush
(Related: Life, People, Beer, Care, Football, Games, Play)
"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."
- Rodney Carrington
(Related: Beer, Job, Want)
"I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too."
- Billy Carter
(Related: Beer)
"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
- Billy Carter
(Related: Beer, Taste)
"Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer."
- Billy Carter
(Related: Beer)
"Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is."
- Billy Carter
(Related: Home, Beer)
"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."
- Billy Carter
(Related: Beer, Drinking)
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
- Dan Castellaneta
(Related: Beer, Now, Solution)
"It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face."
- Graham Coxon
(Related: People, Beer)
"I have respect for beer."
- Russell Crowe
(Related: Beer, Respect)
"I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer."
- Johnny Damon
(Related: Beer, Drinking, Right, Weight)
"We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started."
- Charlie Daniels
(Related: Beer, Chance, Play)
"I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something."
- Johnny Depp
(Related: Beer, Man, Old, Want)
"And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy."
- Rick Derringer
(Related: Life, Time, Beer, Day, Drinking, Now, Play, Will)
"Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale."
- Kenelm Digby
(Related: Ale, Beer)
"I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also."
- Mike Ditka
(Related: Alcohol, Beer, Drinking, Taste)
"You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America. it's all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches."
- Anne Dudley
(Related: Food, America, Beer, EnglEnglish, Night, Turkey)
"I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend."
- Josh Duhamel
(Related: Love, Girlfriend, Beer, Football)
"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
(Related: People, Beer, Dogs)
"I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance."
- Michael Flatley
(Related: Dance)
"We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time."
- Lita Ford
(Related: Time, Driving, Play, Property)
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
- Kinky Friedman
(Related: Beauty, Beer, Eye)
"When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object."
- John Gates
(Related: Beer)
"He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '"
- Arthur Godfrey
(Related: Time, Beer, Play, Relax, Singing)
"I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer."
- Jill Goodacre
(Related: Love, Beer)
"We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they're selling 30."
- Paul Graham
(Related: Selling, Beer, Now)
"But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986)."
- Corey Haim
(Related: Beer, Film)
"Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer."
- Tom T. Hall
(Related: Hope, Beer, Fact, Help, Will)
"Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any."
- Jack Herer
(Related: Beer)
"I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats."
- James Hetfield
(Related: Beer, Boats, Guitar)
"Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education."
- Thomas Hughes
(Related: Education, Life, Beer)
"They who drink beer will think beer."
- Washington Irving
(Related: Beer, Will)
"I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."
- Samuel L. Jackson
(Related: Beer, Drinking, Now, Understanding, Years)
"My favorite actor is Wallace Beery."
- Don Johnson
(Related: Actor, Favorite)
"When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart."
- Kelly Jones
(Related: Time, Beer, Cities, Eyes, Road)
"Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out."
- Peter Jurasik
(Related: Beer, First, Old, Summer, Years)
"My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer."
- Casey Kasem
(Related: Life, Beer, First)
"You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me."
- Anthony Kiedis
(Related: Love, Beer)
"Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war."
- William Lyon Mackenzie King
(Related: War, Beer, Country, Now, Spirits, Wine)
"The players have to come and play. Today we did."
- Bill Laimbeer
(Related: Play, Today)
"They scored 26 points in three quarters. That's solid defense."
- Bill Laimbeer
(Related: Defense)
"The Finals are about a test of wills."
- Bill Laimbeer
"It's not tough at all as long as the fans are yelling, screaming and hollering."
- Bill Laimbeer
(Related: Fans)
"I thought we were aggressive across the board defensively, and you could just see it grow. As the game went along, you could see the confidence grow. It showed in the fourth quarter."
- Bill Laimbeer
(Related: Thought, Confidence)
"I played in Joe Louis in a playoff game. I played there when the roof caved in for half a season. The facility is great for basketball because it goes straight up, so you feel like the fans are on top of you."
- Bill Laimbeer
(Related: Basketball, Fans)
"We came in today with a chip on our shoulder to prove who we are."
- Bill Laimbeer
(Related: Today)
"Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier."
- Marie Laurencin
(Related: Beer, Fish, Girls)
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
- Henry Lawson
(Related: Beer)
"I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world."
- Bill Lee
(Related: Change, Society, Policy, Baseball, Beer, Rest, World)
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
- Jay Leno
(Related: People, Beer, Elderly, University, Wine)
"I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!"
- Bob Livingston
(Related: Time, Beer, School)
"When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth."
- Bernie Mac
(Related: People, Beer, Chance, Earth, Golf, Heaven, Play)
"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into."
- Don Marquis
(Related: Beer, Prohibition, Want)
"May God be with me! May Heaven bless this New Year. May it be a year of fruitfulness, of peace and prosperity; may it be a year of peace and unity for all mankind; may the world be freed of cholera."
- Giacomo Meyerbeer
(Related: Peace, God, Heaven, Mankind, May, New year, Prosperity, Unity, World)
"Please accept a promise from me in his name that I will always live in the religion in which he died."
- Giacomo Meyerbeer
(Related: Religion, Name, Promise, Will)
"Preserve my artistic creativity and ennoble my artistic fame."
- Giacomo Meyerbeer
(Related: Creativity, Fame)
"I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach."
- Rebecca Miller
(Related: Art, Nature, Beach, Beer, Class, Drinking)
"There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV."
- Rick Moranis
(Related: Beer, College, Drinking, Kids, Will)
"If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full."
- Dave Mustaine
(Related: Beer)
"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
- Mike Myers
(Related: Beer, Books, Drinking, Eating, Parents)
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
- Jack Nicholson
(Related: Beer, World)
"I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw."
- Ed O'Neill
(Related: Peace, Beer)
"In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls."
- Ed O'Neill
(Related: Beer, Drinking, Girls, Summer)
"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!"
- Bill Owen
(Related: Beer, Man, Waste)
"Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer."
- Clementine Paddleford
(Related: Beer, Weakness)
"We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory."
- Troy Perry
(Related: People, Beer, Glory)
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
- Emo Philips
(Related: Beer)
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
- Plato
(Related: Beer, Man)
"It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school."
- Natalie Portman
(Related: Actors, Beer, Being, Naps, School)
"We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be."
- Jerry Pournelle
(Related: Money, Beer)
"I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer."
- Patricia Richardson
(Related: Home, Men, Beer, Television)
"As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids."
- Kid Rock
(Related: Beer, Kids, Right)
"I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco."
- Babe Ruth
(Related: Beer, First, Wine)
"I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. But I have two sisters and a mother, and we're Latin, so we gossip."
- Zoe Saldana
(Related: Mother, Beer, Gossip, Sisters)
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
(Related: Babies, Beer)
"God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer."
- Anne Sexton
(Related: God, Beer, Voice)
"Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer."
- Archie Shepp
(Related: Music, Beer)
"There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea."
- Gary Snyder
(Related: Love, Work, Beer, Coffee, Dawn, Night, Tea)
"I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more."
- Layne Staley
(Related: Drugs, Want)
"Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge."
- George Steinbrenner
(Related: Baseball, Beer, Interest)
"What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that!"
- Joe Strummer
(Related: America, Beer, Pretty, Singing)
"In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power."
- A. J. P. Taylor
(Related: Men, Power, Wealth, Beer, Opinion, Past)
"Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that."
- Joe Theismann
(Related: Love, Beer, Living)
"Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: Humor, Man, Will)
"People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: God, People, Royalty)
"Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: Ladies, Mind, Virginity)
"I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: Day, Old, Present, Years)
"He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: Grave, Old, Yawns)
"Every man is a potential genius until he does something."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: Genius, Man, Potential)
"A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent."
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(Related: Men, Committee)
"I have a beer belly."
- Christy Turlington
(Related: Beer)
"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror."
- Sid Vicious
(Related: Love, Beer)
"The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way."
- Jimmy Wales
(Related: People, Goal, Beer, Free speech, Language, World)
"I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money."
- Fred Ward
(Related: Money, Beer, Day, First, Labor)
"Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I've ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That's talent in a way."
- Lew Wasserman
(Related: Talent, Friend, Beer, Man, Old)
"The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down."
- Ethel Waters
(Related: Beer, Compliment)
"I drank beer, and I had a career year."
- David Wells
(Related: Beer, Career)
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
- Ron White
(Related: Diet, Beer, Wrong, Years)
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
- Kaiser Wilhelm
(Related: Beer, Will, Woman, World)
"When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same."
- Henry Winkler
(Related: Earth, Parents)
"You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish."
- Grant Wood
(Related: Beer, Fish, Wine)
"We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer."
- Zakk Wylde
(Related: Men, Beer, Day, Sharing)
"I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times."
- Zakk Wylde
(Related: Beer)
"On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest."
- Zakk Wylde
(Related: Beer, Day)
"Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!"
- Zakk Wylde
(Related: Time, Beer, Day, Guitar, Play)
"For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim."
- Xenophon
(Related: Beer, Water)
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
- Frank Zappa
(Related: Beer, Country, Football, Weapons)