Rodney Carrington Quotes

"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."
- Rodney Carrington
(Related: Beer, Job, Want)

"I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything."
- Rodney Carrington
(Related: Thought, Comedy)

"I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things."
- Rodney Carrington
(Related: Being, Kids)